Dear Taren Too: 11:00 PM

Please see freeflan.blogspot.com - if you haven't already. My Taren thinks you should be friends. You could swap stories about how people try to call you Karen... or something.

Lisa Leonard Designs Jewelry GUEST GIVEAWAY!!!!

Oh my, this stuff is fabulous and definitely on my Mother's Day wishlist!

Lisa Leonard Designs Jewelry GUEST GIVEAWAY!!!!

Dear Taren: 9:20 AM

I love Dermot Mulroney and in my fantasy world, he loves me back.

I DVR'd "The Wedding Date" like last week and I've watched it 3 times. Sad.

Dear Taren: 10:23 AM

You know that movie Liar, Liar? I haven't seen it in a long time so I don't remember much about it at all, but I think it would be incredibly refreshing to have to speak the whole truth for one 24-hour period. Do I dare do it? No. Because if I was possessed by something to do it then it wouldn't be my fault and people would be like, oh she's not being mean she's just possessed. That would be ideal.

I want to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. But only while possessed.

Dear Taren 4:21 PM

Today is one of those days when I realize parenthood has ruined me. No, not ruined. I'm not sure what the word is but when the sight of poop in your toilet, and on the seat, and on the rug in front of the toilet, and subsequently on your son's big toe, makes you so happy you jump around like a fat woman in a pie shop, you know that your world has been forever rocked.

Dear Taren: 6:02 PM

So I read a status update on facebook by an "extended" family member and it had a misspelled word - not just any misspelled word but a misspelled word that had less than five letters. A misspelled word that was not an accidental keystroke or transposed letter.

Ok, now that I've explained myself, here's the awful part...


When I read it I immediately thought-

should've stayed in school honey, should've stayed in school...

I couldn't help it, and I'm a mean person.

Amen.

Dear Taren: 5:17 PM

Reading the words "tendon" and "ligament" seriously makes me ache all over. *Chills*