Dear Taren 4:21 PM

Today is one of those days when I realize parenthood has ruined me. No, not ruined. I'm not sure what the word is but when the sight of poop in your toilet, and on the seat, and on the rug in front of the toilet, and subsequently on your son's big toe, makes you so happy you jump around like a fat woman in a pie shop, you know that your world has been forever rocked.