Dear Taren:

It's been awhile, I know, but it is SO annoying to have to sign out of my normal gmail account and into this one to post and yeah... that's the excuse I've got.

Anyway, Dear Taren:

Why, WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY!?!?!? do people feel like it is okay to announce that their husband/boyfriend/significant whatever is gone for the night/weekend/week/month on Facebook. C'mon people- you who are the paranoid ones who believe those Amber Alert emails and Facebook status scams can't see the stupidity in putting this as your status? I don't care who you think your "friends" are, my guess is you have a somewhat skeevy/questionable guy from high school or college that you accepted so he didn't feel bad and/or your facebook set up so friends of friends (aka basically anyone) can see your profile. Do you know who friends of friends are? That's ANY skeevy/creepy-ass/questionable guy who now knows what your house/apartment/car looks like (thanks to your Photos), where you work (thanks to your Info), and the fact that you just "Hate it when my (fill in the blank) goes to (fill in the blank) and leaves me here ALL FREAKING ALONE!.

As much as I'd like to post this on my own blog this mensa-qualified group of people includes a few I am required to "try to be nice to" and I can't offend them in any way. Perhaps I will send an email to Fox13 and tell them of all the idiots out there and they can interview me in shadow with my voice altered. Or better yet, perhaps you should write a post on this stupidity on your famous blog and then I'll email Fox13 about it and you can be featured. It's all about you baby.



P.S. For the record, smart people (aka, me) only post how grateful they are to have their big brave whoever BACK from an extended leave.