(NB case study shot #0001, profile)
I am posting a picture of my bum on the internet to raise awareness for a very important cause - Bum Builders of America. You see, I am among a group of unfortunate people in this world with a "no-bum", also know as "flat back and a crack". The group is not widely recognized but the situation is dire nonetheless.
Those who suffer from "no-bum" (referred to as NB for the remainder of this post) suffer many trials. We have no junk in our trunk. We have no tailfeather to shake. And worst of all is the saggy butt we sport in most every pair of jeans we own 5 minutes after putting them on. It is a true Jean-etic disorder.
Although nature created NB, science and a good plastic surgeon, Spanx, or padded underwear are available. Please feel free to donate to Bum Builders of America as soon as possible to help us overcome this truly disturbing phenomenon.
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